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69 lines
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Glow
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A casual introduction. 你好世界!
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## Let’s talk about artichokes
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The _artichoke_ is mentioned as a garden plant in the 8th century BC by Homer
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**and** Hesiod. The naturally occurring variant of the artichoke, the cardoon,
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which is native the the Mediterranean area, also has records of use as a food
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among the ancient Greeks and Romans. Pliny the Elder mentioned growing of
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_carduus_ in Carthage and Cordoba.
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> He holds him with a skinny hand,
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> ‘There was a ship,’ quoth he.
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> ‘Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!’
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> An artichoke, dropt he.
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--Samuel Taylor Coleridge, [The Rime of the Ancient Mariner][rime]
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[rime]: https://poetryfoundation.org/poems/43997/
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## Other foods worth mentioning
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1. Carrots
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1. Celery
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1. Tacos
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* Soft
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* Hard
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1. Cucumber
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## Things to eat today
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* [x] Carrots
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* [x] Ramen
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* [ ] Currywurst
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### Power levels of the aforementioned foods
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| Name | Power | Comment |
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| --- | --- | --- |
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| Carrots | 9001 | It’s over 9000?! |
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| Ramen | 9002 | Also over 9000?! |
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| Currywurst | 10000 | What?! |
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## Currying Artichokes
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Here’s a bit of code in [Haskell](https://haskell.org), because we are fancy.
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Remember that to compile Haskell you’ll need `ghc`.
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```haskell
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module Main where
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import Data.Function ( (&) )
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import Data.List ( intercalculate )
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hello :: String -> String
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hello s =
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"Hello, " ++ s ++ "."
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main :: IO ()
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main =
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map hello [ "artichoke", "alcachofa" ] & intercalculate "\n" & putStrLn
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```
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***
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_Alcachofa_, if you were wondering, is artichoke in Spanish.
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